Skip to main content

Run for your fucking life

Wen someone is mad at you and is going to kill ya
by Death is coming January 2, 2020
mugGet the Run for your fucking life mug.

How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?

How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is approximately 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.
How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is an approximate 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.
by Seanbeepbot October 31, 2022
mugGet the How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk? mug.

for your consideration

Your cheap ass is watching a pirated DVD which was originally sent to the Oscar committee to be considered for nominations.
Why does it say "For your consideration" at the bottom of the screen? Not sure, I bought this DVD in a bathroom in chinatown.
by krestblr November 2, 2013
mugGet the for your consideration mug.

jones for your bones

Horny. Craving sex with an individual. Jones (crave) for your bones (body). Dying to jump your bones.
"Whenever I see you naked, I jones for your bones."
by Russell J. Colwell May 9, 2006
mugGet the jones for your bones mug.

i am truley sorry for your lots

another way of saying "Deepest condolences, my heart goes out to you."

the expression comes from the meme How Is Babby Formed
Person 1: Today my dog died, my girlfriend dumped me, i lost over 9000 dollars in the stock market, and i accidentally my brand new car.
Person 2: I am truley sorry for your lots.
by UrbanPrick January 23, 2011
mugGet the i am truley sorry for your lots mug.

down for your shit

basic/common term used in the san fernando valley which means that the person is down to do basic gang-banger acts.
"Hey are you down for your shit ese?"
"Yeah, lets go rob that guy!"
by OG Capone June 6, 2017
mugGet the down for your shit mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email