thinnest thing on earth

My patience

According to scientists at Harvard hair is the thinnest thing on earth.

They obviously haven’t seen my patience.

by _some.guy December 28, 2021

More earth

This is the truth that you are reading the give is lying there the Arctic and Antartica is circling all the continents we know but just beyond them is a world the humans aren’t told about this is the outer earth

The outer earth is also know as more earth

by H0rizon June 27, 2023

The earth move

used to describe the feeling of experiencing an orgasm.

They both laughed afterwards, someone saying, "Wow, did the earth move for you?"

by Arminkshipper July 4, 2024

Earth

A beautiful gift that humans are destroying. We need to take action and save this amazing planet.

Human: I'm a careless idiot who dug up the earth

Any animal: fuck you.

by EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH May 23, 2023

round earth

the actual shape of the earth

retard: the earth is flat
smart person: no its not we live on a round earth you fucking moron

by evaevaevaevaeva January 21, 2024

Earth grippers

Earth grippers are feet

Person 1: put those earth grippers away

by Egywgrgdtrggr August 29, 2022

earth-crunch

adj. A variation of the common phrase earthy-crunchy. This variant implies a more active sense of the phrase than its passive version that uses y's. It is still heavily rooted in all things hippie/organic/natural/environmentalist, staying true to its tree-hugging roots.

Shannon is so earth-crunch when she comments on our posts about envrionemtanl mumbo-jumbo, especially when the topic of conversation was so skillfully set on seductive spheres of sin known as cherries.

by The Vampire of cherries August 25, 2009