by MandMika July 25, 2011

by EmJayee December 5, 2020

A sibling sexual act of the Land Shark.
To preform the Dick van Dyke, the man must have their partner get on the ground up side-down, so that their ass is in the air.
The partner then, completely naked, enters the room whilst sining the Dick van Dyke Show theme song. He then trips over a nearby ottoman, thus catapulting him into the air. He then attempts to enter into his hole of choice in his partner.
To preform the Dick van Dyke, the man must have their partner get on the ground up side-down, so that their ass is in the air.
The partner then, completely naked, enters the room whilst sining the Dick van Dyke Show theme song. He then trips over a nearby ottoman, thus catapulting him into the air. He then attempts to enter into his hole of choice in his partner.
Fred: Hey, you wanna come over and watch the game at my place?
Ted: Nah, I'm going to the store to buy an ottoman so I can Dick van Dyke my girlfriend.
Fred: HOT!
Ted: Nah, I'm going to the store to buy an ottoman so I can Dick van Dyke my girlfriend.
Fred: HOT!
by The6thDegree January 6, 2008

one who is cosmically larger than a real live sister of Safros lesbian, cunt lapper,queer,one who is stuck with the finger,fibraqueen
by puxatoniphil May 28, 2008

A type of lesbian who believes it does not count as a heterosexual act to eat the bumhole of a person of male gender, but who otherwise would not engage in sexual activity with men. As they prefer to eat sniz.
by carly Luis April 13, 2008

by A Light skinned twin February 24, 2019

So named because they are shaped like your step dad, saggy pants, zero ass, beer belly, little chicken legs and pack of hot dogs neck.
by MedicalMatt September 29, 2008
