dudely noted

Duly noted, dude style.

Bobo: That’s the last dab, dude.

Me: Dudely noted, dude.

by HumaneAnimal November 25, 2017

dude festival

A social gathering such as a party or concert where little to no females are present.

"Be glad you missed the party last night, man. It was a fucking dude festival. Nary a fucking girl showed up."

by GARY LOVES THE BACON November 16, 2003

Dude Scarf

An accessory the guys wear in the fall.

Girl 1: Like at that hottie wearing a dude scarf.
Girl 2: I know, dang I heart guys that wear dude scarfs

by haleypaige45 November 12, 2009

Milk Duded

First you cut a hole in the bottom of a popcorn bucket and insert a particularly small penis through said hole. Then you surprise your movie theater guest with it.

Tony went to the movies quite often with Medusa, but one time in particular he MILK DUDED the popcorn bucket. Not only did she not find it amusing, she didn't even find it.

by @Badmoneyslim June 10, 2019

Dude Pruning

Hardcore manscaping. Male hair removal/control/abatement.

Someone should tell Captain Eurospeedo to schedule a dude pruning before going out in public.

by Serindipity101 May 12, 2010

Dude stick

Pretty much, it’s a penis. Usually only said when making fun of your best friend or your best friend’s ex-girlfriend.

Anthony likes the dude stick. He likes dude stick all night.

In that moment, she queefed on his dude stick, which quickly shriveled in disgust.

by Lbluefosho December 27, 2017

dude floozy

the state of mind in which a man becomes a floozy or hopes to become sexually promiscous

Man, I am feeling pretty dude floozy right now.

by want2bfluz September 1, 2009