by 92580546 June 27, 2016

Dean-walling is the act of decorating your room or home in a manipulative attempt to make women who are interested in astrology, crystal healing, or fortune telling, more comfortable in your presence.
"Dude, please take down the statue of Athena, you're dean-walling to fuck these hippie girls; it's sad."
by papillonthegodfather June 26, 2022

A person who thinks they are cool but has no life and Fantasizes of having a girlfriend one day. Somebody who drives a POS neon but has big wishes. SOMEBODY who lives in their parents basement who trolls everybody online.
by Urban tru October 30, 2017

Dean is a pschyopath
by Thanos248 February 17, 2020

by Joshua Linesy November 22, 2021

Dean Koontz is a pioneer of fictional descriptive novels. He owns many golden retrievers.
Alternative definition: Splonald Squanson
Alternative definition: Splonald Squanson
Me to my friend: "You're a Dean Koontz."
My friend: "Why thank you, sir."
Me: "You're not welcome."
My friend: "DEAAAANN!"
Me: "Creamy :)"
My friend: "Why thank you, sir."
Me: "You're not welcome."
My friend: "DEAAAANN!"
Me: "Creamy :)"
by Hank Boontz May 4, 2021
