vajayj cotton

A vag cotton is a tampon or pad

Do u need a vajayj cotton?

by Unknown doge September 27, 2020

Cotton Swab

a slur for white people

Shut up cotton swab!

by urlocalmexicanmom December 14, 2021

purple cotton weed

something that will fuck you up.

purple cotton weed fucked me in the ass

by dickmedown 6969 December 27, 2017

ripping fat cotton

Tearing your clothes off for sexual pleasure. Usually in drag or burlesque performances.

Madame Divine, queen of erotica and ripping fat cotton.

by babysugarhigh February 12, 2023

cotton-balls

A state of testicular bliss that occurs after one takes a bath

After lying down after a bath, Jim experienced "cotton-balls"

by JeanVanier January 11, 2012

Cotton doctor

Someone who eats lots of prepackaged meat like slim Jim’s, beef sticks if any sort, or beef jerky.

Paddy: His breath smells terrible!
Jack: Yeah it’s because he’s a cotton doctor…

by Lanky boi alto March 27, 2022

Cotton-headed ninny muggins

Someone who needs to wash their rectum

"you are a cotton-headed ninny muggins"

by CASP3H September 2, 2023