Clare's Marvellous concoction is an extraordinarily.... Special beverage. It must ONLY be consumed on New Year's Eve and New Year's Day. It can be any spirits, but usually is peach vodka, rum, and some kind of soda. The soda can be one of four types. It can be Fresca, which is most commonly used; Mango loco monster energy drinks if you're feeling fancy; just regular club soda; or orange crush. If you use anything else, you have betrayed Clare and she will come for you and massage your scalp with her fingernails.
Hazel: "Hey, did you have any of Clare's Marvellous Concoction on New Year's?"
Niko: "Oh, yeah, tons. So did Clare. She was bright red."
Hazel: "That's crazy. I'll join you next time. Eva and Arianna might have too much though."
Niko: "But we'll have to wait until next New Year's!"
Hazel: "Ugh, Clare's no fun"
*Clare's fingers materialize and tickle Hazel's scalp* "AHHHHHH NIKO HELP"
Niko: "Oh, yeah, tons. So did Clare. She was bright red."
Hazel: "That's crazy. I'll join you next time. Eva and Arianna might have too much though."
Niko: "But we'll have to wait until next New Year's!"
Hazel: "Ugh, Clare's no fun"
*Clare's fingers materialize and tickle Hazel's scalp* "AHHHHHH NIKO HELP"
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Pronounced Klō-dee fō-der
Sounds like: clothing folder
Spoken with a “Canadian” (east coast; “Newfie”) accent
Said to someone endearingly, not with malice
NOT to be said during real altercations
Pronounced Klō-dee fō-der
Sounds like: clothing folder
Spoken with a “Canadian” (east coast; “Newfie”) accent
Said to someone endearingly, not with malice
NOT to be said during real altercations
Person A: *Does or says something kinda silly without malicious intent, accompanied by poor interoception, for example, slightly trips over the cord for a fan that is turned on and pulls the plug out from the socket, either despite of being warned of the cord’s presence on the floor, or not, and is NOT harmed or injured psychologically and/or physically*
Person B: are you okay? Yes? Awesome! Ha! *faces towards the invisible crowd, gestures with thumb to Person A, and makes the face that Christian Bale made in American Psycho (2000) when he is holding the axe somewhat upright with the axe blade is near his right shoulder, wearing a pale blue button-down shirt, with almost a smirk of desperation, idk I haven’t seen the movie*
“Get a load of this clodey foder!”
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“Get a load of this clodey foder!”
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