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Claire

A short, clumsy, smart/dumb, funny girl. She is very pretty but won’t admit it, she is the best girlfriend and she prefers cuddles over kisses. She loves fast food and her favourite game is probably Minecraft or roblox. She is independent and is fairly good at math. She will not cheat on her boyfriend/girlfriend because she loves them too much.
Wow did Claire just fall AGAIN, man she’s clumsy!
by Anonymous weeb April 27, 2021
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Claire Friendly

Term used to describe a noun which enhances the wellbeing of, or does not cause emotional or physical harm to a Claire.

Synonyms: eco friendly, gluten free, dairy free, organic, unscented, art, dancing, chicken stock, mutts, nature walks, home cooking, granny panties, warm lighting, Gua Sha, herbal remedies, clothes that feel like pajamas, reduce reuse recycling, GAPS foods, heating pads, warm weather, cuddles, traditional Chinese medicine, probiotics, using white vinegar to solve all of your problems.

Antonyms: gluten, synthetic fragrances, bras, fluorescent lighting, dairy, horrors/psychological thrillers, pesticides, fast food, sports, chewing gum, refined sugar, wastefulness, chlorine, being overstimulated, pork, fluoride, malls, vaping, thongs, disposable plastics, running, alcohol, Langford, really cold water, caffeine, hospitals, but also; being too far away from hospitals.
Hey, I want to invite Claire to this party in Langford where people go to get drunk and play sports in a chlorinated pool while vaping and chewing gum, but you know her better than I do so I wanted to check if you think it’s Claire friendly. It starts really late, but there are really bright overhead LED lights, loud top 40 music and sugary caffeinated energy drinks so I think that will help keep her energy up. I want it to be a surprise though so I’m gonna bring a thong and bra with the clothing tags still inside that I washed with tide laundry detergent that she can wear since she won’t have a bathing suit. What do you think? Claire friendly?
by Tree trunk 11 February 12, 2024
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Claire

a girl who likes to eat swiss cheese from the Alps and who likes to chill with her friend. ._. Chesse with apple
Claire?
by Mein name ist kein name November 23, 2021
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Does Claire Love Lara More?

Of course she does and she always will
her love for her beams and grows daily

claire will always love lara more

deal with it lara <3
Does Claire Love Lara More? yes
by AcidicAss December 13, 2021
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Harry St. Clair

When my girlfriend gives me a blow job and gets my cock and balls in at once.
Lastnight I got a Harry St. Clair by three different chicks.
by TripleM August 3, 2016
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Loni-Claire

Loni-Claire is an incredible person, and goes by Loni to everyone. She is very passionate in theatre and is a love ale and really fun person to be around. She is beautiful and anyone who’s ever met her would agree. She’s very expressive and super nice. She is the only one of her in the entire world- if you’re seeing this, hi Loni
Loni-Claire just got into a Broadway show!
-what else is new
by Friendofdorothy May 6, 2021
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Claire

The most beautiful ogre in the swamp. Has a thing for dilfs with money. Will most likely leave you for her brother named Ronald.
Me: You peasant.
Claire: *moaning*
by Frankbre420 October 17, 2022
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