bean of chicago 

it big gaint metallic turd that a transformer shitted out. If you're from Chicago and hate it and not a tourist you would understand it. And dumbass people go and take pictures under it and say look at us we're in chicago.

jelly bean turd that silver bean of chicago

bean of chicago by krissyalesana October 2, 2009

chicago 

Ohh yea shit-cago...did i mention that the sears tower was the base design for the ex-twin towers, ohh too bad...yes chicago did it first yet again

beautiful architecture can be found in chicago

chicago by northsider1983 September 16, 2005

Chicago Soup Kitchen 

When a man farts simultaneously to ejaculating into his partner's mouth.

Boy, I felt bad for Susan after her boyfriend gave her a chicago soup kitchen a few nights ago. She's giving him a hummer one second, then she's puking right afterward!

Chicago Soup Kitchen by Lawrence K. March 18, 2011

Chicago 

The reason many people in Illinois HATE living in Illinois.

"Living in Illinois wouldn't be so bad, if it weren't for Chicago."

Chicago by Another Illinoisan July 12, 2019

chicago 

An overrated rat hole of a city in the Midwest U.S., with buildings as overbearing as the people, annoying traffic jams, mediocre food, and a "same shit different block" nightlife. Terrible schools. Over-glorified sports teams. BAD SMELLS around town. Lots of racial tension due to the urban rednecks who inhabit 80% of the city. Lot's of crime all around town. Corrupt politicians, still to this day. A decent looking city wasted on fat pompous asses and wannabe toughguys, like most of those knobs who wrote the previous definitions.

Chicago is the New York of the Midwest, and that's not a good thing !

chicago by Stevie Bartman March 14, 2007

Chicago 

The greatest city in the world. So beautiful and so awesome! the place that everyone secretly wants to run away to someday. but most importantly, it is the place where the greates band in the world came from

"we have to go to chicago, thats where fall out boy is from!"

"your going to chicago?! you cant go without me!"

Chicago by americasuitheart February 28, 2009

Chicago Ridge 

The town that is split up its 4 sections. The Blacks, Polish, White Trash, and Arabs way in the corner. The Arab area is really scummy. The black area is just frighting.

Hey Szwagier, lets walk by the arab people and see the newspapers all over the area of Chicago Ridge.

Hey Joannamonana, see dat dood over der? Les harass him and get his baketbaul.

Chicago Ridge by Ex-Chicago Ridgite December 12, 2012