shit in your cereal

When everyone is attempting to ruin your day before breakfast.

Why the long face this morning? Who shit in your cereal?

by Dillan Dilldrup August 1, 2017

america's cereal bowl

A metaphor for California, because it's full of fruits, nuts, and flakes. (People not crop)

Person 1:How was your trip to California?
Person 2:Now I see why they call it America's cereal bowl.

by College dullard April 24, 2018

is konnor a cereal killer

yes he is he kills all the cereal around even capn crunch

hey you is konnor a cereal killer

by nomoresayingcusswordssss January 24, 2021

white people eat chex cereal

Only white people eat chex cereal.

Ben: chex cereal is better than lucky charms.
Nick: 💀. No it's not. That shit for white people. Only white people eat chex cereal

by Shimmmmu March 14, 2022

i dont know your life, i dont pour your cereal

if someone is insinuating that you know about their specific situation ... however the person you are speaking with has no clue ...

this phrase was invented 10/24/2016

I was born in cuba ... dont you know what ...

"i did not know that ... i dont know your life, i dont pour your cereal"

by Jewgene October 24, 2017

Cereal dat hoe

pouring tastey or delicious fruit flavored cereal on a person.

Now cereal dat hoe and watch me YOUUUU!!!

by dejanay February 27, 2008

Cereal Box

Your girlfreind, your crush; your ability to get a girfreind

"Hey, do you have any cereal boxes"

"Nah man, i dont have any game"

"Lame"

by master of dunks October 28, 2014