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Carmel Catholic High School

Catholic high school is mundy illinois. Really weird place. Nobody here “upholds the Carmel values”. Not even the teachers. I’m looking at the female English teachers at the end of the 100 hallway. I doubt more than 5 students can actually name all 5 or 7 of them values or whatever. The kids are really fake. Faker than any other school in the entire lake county. Shit spreads like wildfire here. Everyone is always up in everyone else’s business. Carmel is NOT a family and anyone who says that is a liar. You don’t bully and harass your family members like that dude. The only good thing about carmel is the athletics, the cafeteria food, and Father Christian. Best priest ever. But literally everything else at Carmel is ass. Even the hallways smell awful. And the boys 500 bathroom is even worse. Morelia is a fat ugly annoying slob and nobody has any idea where she gets off with an ego and attitude almost as big as her weight. Can she please learn to shut up. Don’t come here!
Things students at Carmel Catholic High School tend to say:
Why does the hallway smell like an ass bomb
Why is everyone here so annoying
Don’t go in the 500 bathroom, someone pooped in the urinal
“Did you hear *name* cheated on *name* with *name*” - 437 students and more twisted and fabricated each time
I hate coming here I wanna transfer
The hockey boys are the most annoying people I’ve ever encountered
by ccanonymous October 27, 2024
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Catholic Bagel

The face that the alter boy makes after he is finished giving the priest a blowjob.
As Father Jones pulled out of little Paul's mouth, he displayed the Catholic Bagel for all to see.
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paramus catholic

by ewe October 6, 2021
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catholic volleyball

n. Ass-eating threesome
Dustin, Jenny & I played catholic volleyball under the oak trees last night.
by Twelve Oaksrehab July 17, 2020
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catholic surprise

A Catholic may tell you they're waiting to have sex until marriage, but she might surprise you with an alternative route. One that involves taking the dirt road home. See "anal"
"I didn't think I was going to get anywhere with Anna, but then she had me give her a Catholic surprise!"
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Mary Ward Catholic secondary school

filled with asian's i think i has the only latina breathing in that school. teachers r shit and so are the other 05's
person: ewww smells like shit
me: thats Mary Ward catholic secondary school
by salamipooh November 12, 2023
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A cathole

An asshole person who’s defined by their cats
by Daily dick July 10, 2018
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