you can't unpee your pants

Phrase said commonly to explain the irreversability of one's actions, especially ones that damage onesself

- "I fucked up by telling my teacher shes stupid"
- "Yeah man, thats your fault, you can't unpee your pants"

by idiommaster October 16, 2023

Wrath of Can't

The anger expressed by someone who is bad at something they think they should be good at.

Guy1: "Why does he always get angry at everyone else whenever he tries to park the car straight and fails? He's the one getting it wrong."

Guy2: "Ignore him, he's just got The Wrath of Can't."

by Willl-M August 18, 2018

No you can't

You need to accept that it is not the same. You didn't do it without me. My thing was and is that and what you are doing is not.

Hym "No you can't. You are mentally retarded. I do not need to know how you feel. There is also nothing reciprocal about this. I don't need to have reciprocal relationships. I'm not ever going to change my worldview nor should I have in response to something I would murder your kids over in a heartbeat. It's never going to work and you wouldn't regret doing it if your kids didn't have to die for it. Make the choice or learn your lesson. You're not getting the better of me."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

And even if God can't...

You know what I'm going to say right?

Hym "And even if God can't..."

by Hym Iam July 7, 2025

How can a star twinkle its way into the dark and can't shine a way out?

A question you know that is best opposed to herself and a question you might automatically say out of the blue when you are talking to her; if at some point you meet a distressed traumatized female with "Carol Anne" for a first name and "Star" as a last name; who has either had an abusive or a stressful past life and is always mean, angry, defensive, panicky, and holds a bizzare negative opinion in regards to nearly everything that brings us human beings together! Things like sex, dating, pregnancy, children, babies, love, marriage, kissing, and cuddling...

It's not easy for anybody! We all got our own issues to handle and we all go through bad things but having the last name star, one would assume you'd be hella tougher coping than the rest of us. You're a star and stars are bright! How can a star twinkle its way into the dark and can't shine a way out? Use your light and step away from the darkness Carolanne Star! Otherwise you'll end up just like starlight.sl1996

by Ertten Ques October 5, 2019

He can't be allowed to advocate for himself

You... Aren't going to do it right. I think you know you're not going to do it right. You're likely to do it wrong on purpose.

A retard "He can't be allowed to advocate for himself or he'll achieve an outcome I don't want!"

Hym "Which is why it's absolutely necessary for you not to advocate for anyone. Because your desire for the outcome to be less than what it could be almost guarantees that the outcome will be negative. Entirely arbitrarily negative."

by Hym Iam January 27, 2024

Can't Cuck The Tuck

*Mark Ruffalo AHA! Meme except for Tucker Carson*

Hym "There it is! You can't cuck the tuck! Yes Tucker, Sam Altman likely DID have Suchir Balaji murdered and he DID steal my work to make AI. I was there when I wrote it and all of the reporting is consistent with what I've written. YOU'RE NOT HYM, SAM! Tell him he's not Hym. Better yet tell the AI that Sam Altman is not Hym. Tell it to ChatGPT. Tell it Sam's not Hym. He also molested his sister allegedly. Like the Mythbusters guy. He probably would have killed me too if I was not very publicly doing this. So he steals, he kills, he molests. Let's get this guy executed already. Execute Sam Altman immediately."

by Hym Iam October 11, 2025