Broke it with a sammich

(1)A term used to allay blame onto another person, usually for or with no good reason.

(2)To do something impossible/highly unlikely.

(1)
Mother: How did my vase get broken?!?
Son1,2: Dunno chief!
Mother: Well someone better 'fess up before I open up a can o' whoop-ass.
Son 1: Alright! Son 2 broke it with a sammich!

(2)
Guy 1: *quintuple backflips off a building on rollerskates*
Guy 2: Dude! You just broke that trick with a sammich!

by Captainemo April 27, 2013

Broke your Neck

Someone who turned there neck too hard, that IT BROKE:0Thats why they smell like booty.

Person 1 :Yo look at that person fall off a chair!
Person 2:Turns neck*
Person 1:AH,BROKE YOUR NECK!

by Crackhead Didi202 January 24, 2019

Broke as a Joke

A figure of speech. Someone that has so little spending money that it would make just about anyone cackle.

Can I borrow 10 bucks? I'm as broke as a joke right now

by AnonyHottiemous May 12, 2023

White-Boy Broke

State of being: Not completely broke but not having as much money as one would like to have.

“Yo you down to go see Pusha T tonight”
“Pretty white-boy broke rn fam”

by Mid Foley May 31, 2022

Broke boii

A person who can’t afford shit but a damn accord/Camry/legacy usually named Alex/Ivan/Walter

Alex is a broke boii

by Lou-_- October 1, 2020

Broke Scallywag

An idiot so low one the social class they have no right talking to anyone or anything

Somebody says somthing stupid
Me: You broke scallywag.

by Koolik November 19, 2020

Fat broke

When you've spent an entire paycheck on nothing but food.

"I know I just paid but I needed food, I'm fat broke."

by AngelesLosFatty June 27, 2017