blind lunch

when you fuck a blind bitch and shit on her tits and tell her you've cum on them and tell her to rub it into her tits. then run away

yo i gave that retard cunt a blind lunch yow

by fb December 31, 2004

the blind eye

When you proceed to cum in a woman's eye you are giving them the blind eye.

Hey bitch, i just cummed in your eyes you now have the blind eye

by TheBlindEye June 16, 2009

Pulling A Blind

A deceptive way of pulling an apple. Instead of just not being there during a multiplayer game, a person will purposely get themselves killed so they can text on their phone or play iMOB.

Rand: Why are you always the first to die... Are you pulling a blind on us?

Jim: No dude and I am totally not playing iMOB.

by MajinFro April 01, 2009

white blindness

When white people don't realize institutional racism or subtle discrimination against people of color really does exist today.

"White folks just don't realize how dangerous for a black dude to ride around in a nice car. Total white blindness."

by tehablo October 25, 2014

Funk Blind

A person with poor hygiene who is unaware of their offensive body odor.

"That muthafuka must be FUNK BLIND if he can't tell that he smells like boiled shit!".

by MR.ZERO July 24, 2011

blind hammer

When you jism in a girl's eyes and while she can't see you smack her in the head with your phallus.

Jesus, I wanted to get back at my girl so I gave her a blind hammer.

by Jesse McGurdy April 16, 2006

Blinding Fury

When you jerk off but the release is harder and quicker than you expect so it gets all in your eyes and on your face.

Joey wouldn't have gone blind had he masturbated safely and not had a blinding fury.

by Pro-Win April 05, 2015