fortnite balls

fortnite balls all in ur face (aye)

Fortnite balls, I’m gay
I like boys
I kidnap autistic kids
Lil Mosey Is watching, T. Rex
I'm EDP, big Kanye West

by fortnitemaster69 September 16, 2021

The Steel Balls

Wrapping plastic around your balls then having your sister/roommate/friend/person and then smashing your balls with a hammer while you watch Spongebob.

Guy1: "hey man are you masochist?"
Guy2: "maybe, why?"
Guy1: "My girlfriend wants to do The Steel Balls"
Guy2: "Say yes and get ready to have the time of your life"*whispers to self* or lose your manhood
Guy1:"What"

Guy2:"Nothing"

by ThugNastyBiggums December 18, 2013

balls mcnasty

A general cry of disbelief or annoyance. Can also be said as an agreement with someone else's annoyance.

Derives from a batman comic.

'Did you hear Jimmy Fallon is taking over Late Nite'
'Balls McNasty. I hate Jimmy Fallon.'

or

(reading newspaper) 'Balls McNasty, Jimmy Fallon is taking over from Conan!'.

by Haronzo May 26, 2008

Bright as Balls

A phrase used to one's state of being as superlative; amazing; awesome.

How are you feeling this morning, buddy?
Shit, I'm not even hung over; I'm feeling bright as balls.

by JacoPA January 25, 2011

balls that clang

to be fearless

sam: I heard Billy went skydiving.

clark: Yeah, he has balls that clang.

by merchantDave August 20, 2010

Ball Guy

The sexiest being alive. Everyone's knees go weak at the sight of Ball Guy. His charm is like none other, capturing the attention of everyone around him. He gained popularity by giving everyone Poke Balls, now everyone wants to give him their balls. His alluring presence can be seen everywhere in Galar. It is rumored that his captivating character is what caused most gym challengers to lose out of nervousness.

Kabu: Hey, did you see Ball Guy? He looks so sexy today, I don't know how I'm going to win the match today. All I can think about is being beguiled by those tentacles.

by KabuTentacles March 29, 2021

retirement balls

When someone working for the government or the military retires from their job and only afterward comes clean about all of the corruption and mistakes that the government makes.

"Dude, legalization is just around the corner I'm telling you! The former police chief of Seattle gave an interview and even he said that the war on drugs, especially marijuana prohibition, has been destructive, expensive, and a complete failure."
"He's got major retirement balls man. Why didn't he just say that like 5 years ago?"

by Tijani January 25, 2009