Bald Randy

A living menace

That dude Bald Randy used to punt every mfs back then... bro was a pure menace

by QuandaleDinglefan June 6, 2022

bald walk

the act of walking dank to flex on them haters

I finna bald walk.

by tjobree May 12, 2020

Baldness

What max is and has.

Usually means no hair and is a comical joke.

Me: max stop being so bald.
Max: no I can't I'm the best HBG PLAYER.
Me: No that's just your baldness

by Tokyosdomain June 28, 2025

bald assclown

A bald headed assclown

Hairless finance manager who is acting like a bald assclown.

by Bil Gener June 1, 2012

Having a bald

When a person loses their shit and gets angry and loses 200 hair follicles

My boss is having a bald at me today for leaving work early

by Carlos de la Cerda February 8, 2022

Bald

Alpha bio

Bro did u hear alpha bio shaved his head? Hes totally bald now

by Alpha bios child69 July 25, 2022

bald ambition

When someone goes completely bald and their head is so shiny that you can't resist the urge to stick a suction dildo on their head.

Everyone Haj bald ambition when they see tristan

by Skibidi Rizzler69420 April 1, 2024