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Baker's Dozen

The act of placing all 10 fingers, penis and testicles inside a women at one time. Making a total of 13 individual parts inside her at once, Hence the term Baker's Dozen. This can be done using any of the following oraphaces, mouth, vagina, and or anus simutaniously, in any combination, as long as every thing is inside at the same time.
Used in a sentence: Jane's gag reflex made her two testicles short of her first Baker's Dozen
by Rob24 September 7, 2008
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bakersfield

where crips kick it from the cbc
im a country boy crip in bakersfield
by mike March 27, 2004
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Baker Street Shuffle

Pulling your schwantz out of a girls pussy and putting it in her ass. Named after the only stop on the London Underground where you can cross over from the pink line to the brown line.
We got really drunk last weekend and I give her the ol' Baker Street Shuffle. She'd never do it when she was sober
by Raule Duke July 5, 2007
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baker's dozen

(n.) the act of smoking 13 consequetive bowls of marijuana. A double-entendre; "baker" refers to both the marijuana being burnt and the number traditionally associated with baked goods
Dude, I got so fucked up yesterday. We smoked a baker's dozen. I couldn't move for a day.
by slapdick July 24, 2004
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Baker

Someone who takes gas station hot dogs from the rollers without ever offering to pay for them. This person is usually overwieght without knowing it even though it's painfully obvious to others.
Noun: That guy is a real BAKER, look at him over there staring at the roller grill.
by oscarmeyerweinertheif December 7, 2010
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Baker

douchebag that has a reciding hairline and has a small penis
by XXXthemanXXX April 22, 2010
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Baker

A individual who is in terrible shape. Bakers are overweight and have rashes all over their body. Their eye region is covered with flaky dry of dead skin. They do no enjoy showers or hair cuts. Because of this they have some serious stink and hair that is usually down to their shoulders. They never wash their hair and after a few days bugs and chewed peices of gum find their way into the forest of fur.
by Joseph Parie March 4, 2009
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