Australian anus aardvark

When 2 consenting adults have sex and the male wiggles his penis like a aardvark mouth then puts in and out of the females coochie for 5 secs really fast and then randomly anally abolishes the women.

Male:.....slithering penis.

Female:Whatchu doing

Male:........
Female:ahhhhh you just Australian anus aardvarked me now my bunghole fell off.

by Doubledeckerdaggerdick May 9, 2019

Australian kiss

Like a French kiss but down under and outback

Have you ever had a Australian kiss

by Pook831 March 1, 2024

Australian Teachers

A gronk who will make you want to gouge your eyes out. You can bully a cunt and they will just watch but wear grey socks on a white sock day you'll get fucking sent to the rape dungeon for the teachers to sate their sick child vore fantasies.

Bill: Hey Jimmy you fucking retarded ass bitch I'm gonna rape your fucking mum.
Teacher: *Walks by and watches the encounter happen*
Australian Teachers: JIMMY IS THAT A LOGO ON YOUR FUCKING SOCK GET TO THE DUNGEON. Bill sweetheart you're almost late to class! Get a move on please munchkin.

by DarkOmega367 May 6, 2020

Australians

they had a war with emus and lost

OH NO THERE GO THEM AUSTRALIANS

by Ciquante dix-neuf March 8, 2022

Australian kitchen

(slang) A barbecue grill. Made popular through its use on Top Gear, during a cattle drive in Australia.

We were given some horrible camping stuff and an Australian kitchen. And once that had been set up, we had to catch our supper.
I fired up my Australian kitchen and cooked up some steaks.

by daz14lpa February 20, 2021

Australian Leopard Paw

When one man squats over a bowl while another man kneels in front of him gagging to his balls. As the man squatting nearly reaches climax he has to projectile squirt diarrhoea out of his anus into the bowl and simultaneously as he ejaculates the man kneeling has to coat his hand in fecal matter and splatter the excrement on the squatting man’s chest as he takes his balls deep in his throat.

Last night Jeremy’s girlfriend walked in on him and I doing an Australian Leopard Paw.

by Puppington July 12, 2025

Australian Snow Plow

The act of a man sitting on top of a women's face getting his ass ate, "down unda", while simultaneously titty fucking her.

Dude you wouldn't believe what my girl and I tried! I gave her the Australian Snow Plow and she did not leave disappointed!

Make sure to shower before we get it on tonight, I want you to give me the ol' Australian Snow Plow baby!

by Stinky Bhole June 20, 2024