Phil

A guy with a great personality, has a long cock, makes you laugh so hard that you pee your pants a lil, can get annoying at times, but is the loyalist guy you will ever meet,he is a guy who will always be there for you no matter what happens.

“Is that Phil over there damn he look good today, do you see his dick print girl it so big”

by Eralest November 24, 2018

Phil

Has a ridiculously small todger. Only pulls Spanish birds and will Probaly beat you in a fight

I want to be a big strong phil one day daddy

by Rigid May 20, 2022

Phil

A very nice, sweet, pure man. He can often be found at home in his sofa crease browsing the internet. He doesn't like to label himself when it comes to his sexuality, but many people believe that he's gay for his best friend. Phil doesn't really like to socialize, but can be seen at few parties with his best friend.

Dil: That guy is so nice!

Phan: I know, he's such a Phil.

by WannaMakeOut_Cornflakes September 27, 2018

Phil

Is Gay and dumb but he loves his girl named veronica and will eat any type of food and will have fun with anyone around the world and is a mix of peru and ecuador.

Person 1- who is that
person 2- that is phil
person 1-Oh no

by Ernesto,saul February 12, 2019

Phil

Phil is typically a short guy, he seems to have a strange obsession with poop and Hot Carl's. He always refuses to make Asja pancakes and is a hobo. He's very gay and claims to be his own pimp and hoe. He is an attention whore who often claims that he isn't the whiney one. He's never played Club Penguin and really didn't have a childhood

Gurl 1: You see that Thicc guy right there? What's his name
Gurl 2: Oh that's Phil, don't get too close, he's got a feces kink and he's honestly gay

by Rhaewaffles December 28, 2019

Phil

A man who likes butt. Phil LOVES butt and ass and butt

you're such a Phil dude, that's disgusting!

by DharMann April 25, 2021

Dr Phil

A show that make clowns famous. The whole purpose of his show is to “help” people and troubled teens get better by offering advice while ridiculing his guest for the sake of entertainment and then sending them to these wilderness programs that are really just cults abusing kids and using them for free labor. Most of his audience consist of middle age women that have nothing better to do than to attend his show.

Well fuck! I no longer have spectrum bc I don’t want to have all those extra channels…. I guess I’ll just resort to the pinnacle of mediocre day time television, honey change to Oprah network.

Yes boo, ooohhh they’re giving Dr Phil

Ah great, is there anything else dear?

by USMCboot31 November 16, 2021