Abra-Ham Lincoln Log

A guy that really likes ham and Lincoln logs. He was a president, for some reason. He might have gone to a play to show the biggest Lincoln log tower and it not falling over, and putting ham sandwiches between each piece and eating the ham sandwiches without it falling over. Then, John Walks Booth said that Lincoln didn't go through the walking booth. So John Walks Booth assassinated him, making the tower fall.

Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: AND TODAY I WILL EAT THESE HAM SANDWICHES!!!
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.

by AStrunkMan69 July 4, 2022

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Lincoln Northeast High School

Lincoln Northeast Highschool is a school in Lincoln Nebraska where very few people know what deodorant, tooth paste, and body wash is. Full of hoes.

“Deodorant is over rated”- fat kids at Lincoln Northeast High School

by Skyler Stevens September 23, 2021

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lincoln bunker

a studly man whore, who thinks he can get all the girls & plays there hearts. but he is very good looking and all the girls fall for him and his games.

Lincoln bunker goes to lehi jr.

by S Conlee November 23, 2013

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