Cable TV

When you go to the toilet and lay a huge cable whilst watching YouTube/Tv on your phone

Husband: Honey im going for a bit of cable Tv…
Wife: FFS again!

by MM51GMA July 25, 2023

TV Girl hours

The act of listening to the hit indie-pop band TV Girl into late hours of the night.

“Why are you crying?”
“It’s TV Girl hours”

by Perleaze December 15, 2023

countdown tv

The numerous countdown timers used for upcoming shows on a cable tv channel. These timers are started days before the show airs and are a distraction when watching other shows. countdown, timer, new tv show, tv, cable tv, cable news, television, must see tv

I get so tired of these overused countdown timers for new shows. This countdown tv is a total distraction.

by joecoolthefool July 31, 2017

Tv Thought

Thinking outside the box,, as in a tv. Don’t conform to society’s drafted thoughts,, thinking creates thoughts, and thoughts outside the box are tv thoughts.

Bubblegum must’ve been a tv thought.
Tv thoughts are what drives this economy forward.

by Naturerules July 28, 2018

Tv static

The stinging sensation you get in your limbs after sleeping on them or not moving them for a long time

Today I woke up with a tv static arm. it wouldn't stop

by Kajmarez August 25, 2023

smartass TV

A smart TV that doesn’t fucking need to be one.

So every smart TV.

Nobody would ever want to have a smartass TV that collects your data, shows you ads, and has a wiretap that goes straight to the government.

by the riverside November 15, 2023

TV

An absolute idiot. Has the heart of way too many. Definitely cracked his skull as a baby. Twice, actually. Also known as ‘Little Shack Man.’ and ‘Headass’. Beloved by a certain ginger.

Have you heard TV’s new song? yeah, it’s shit.

by atiati February 3, 2019