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Turbo Shandy

60% lager 40% breeza, drink in high proportions only.
Pour slow fast slow fast slow slow again then finish turbo fast whilst looking intently.
If you don't spill a bit, go again.
'Alwite moosh let's get on the turbos'

'Chavvie why you so pissed? sorry pal I've been on the fukin turbo shandies since 11am and its my stag do.'

'Me and my pals when to budpast and the stag got so drunk off turbo shandy he vibrated and caught cerebral pawsy'
by jamiemayte June 9, 2022
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turbo gasket

Someone who is unbelievabley rubbish at something. Their actions bring shame to those around them.
Sig Angus came into work with no clothes on, he is a turbo gasket!
by wildman, AB December 5, 2013
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