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Trumpet

One who espouses, and ultimately amplifies, the political agenda of Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States.
1. Dang. I wish all these Trumpets would settle down. All the Trumpets sounding at once are certainly quite chaotic and loud, and are a distraction to my daily life.

2. All these Trumpets sounding at once energize me and are music to my freedom-loving ears!

3. Trumpets are easily avoidable. Bring ear buds everywhere in case escape is not possible in a Trumpet-saturated environment. Look out for, and avoid, large pickups with oddly gigantic political flags. This is a silent Trumpet. Many Trumpets will self-identify without incident. (I.E. hats, tshirts, bumper stickers).
by XgreyrabbitX October 20, 2021
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Trumpet

Similar to a muppet but someone who is incapable of accomplishing even the simplest of tasks.
I sent him the document with the critical information, but he didn't even bother to read it. He's such a trumpet.
by Diogenes of Mayberry May 13, 2020
mugGet the Trumpetmug.

Trumpeting

1. Saying something stupid very loudly to many people.
2. Trump speaking publicly.
3. Angrily stating something as fact without actual facts.
I had to mute him because he wouldn't stop trumpeting.
by Oogyboogeyman November 20, 2020
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gay trumpet sex

by The_678th_CoolGuy March 7, 2023
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trumpet playing scolop

the ultimate come bk there is nothin u can say that beats it not a word but o well
ur losing @ a game of lets say... checkers n ur m8s just took 2 of ur pieces this is the perfect opportunity 2 call him a trumpet playing scolop
by hamish August 8, 2003
mugGet the trumpet playing scolopmug.

Rusty Trumpet

What trump calls his dick.
"hey girl.....have you met Rusty Trumpet? "

"It takes a lot of talent to blow trump's rusty trumpet"
by rustytrumpetlover November 20, 2022
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Slap trumpet

When you slap someone's butt, and they squeak (like a trumpet) Hence, slap trumpet.
The guys kept pulling slap trumpets on their teamates.
by Formerly known as, MouseCop October 11, 2021
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