squid

A squid is an offensive term used as a substitute for "asshole". It means you're a clingy, inconsiderate, self absorbed prick dick.

Josh: "I only like girls who shave."
Dave: "You're an ass."
Sara: "Yeah, he's a squid."

by idontmakethesethingsup August 6, 2014

squid

another slang for semen

" Did you hear? Someone has crazy sex in the gym storage room last night. It reeked of squid all over the mats"

by Sad Banana May 2, 2020

Squid

When an Asian person don’t have self respect to themselves that they kiss white people ass and give in to the racism.

In order to be free and not lost in the ocean, you have to find self love and respect to escape from being a squid

Squid: *mocks themselves by pulling their eyes back*

Non-Asian person: *laughs*

Self loving Asian: ew you’re a squid

by Plushiewhore October 27, 2021

Der Squid

A. One's best friend who is a girl.

B. A very silly and bubbly girl
C. A german Squid
d. An exclamation of silliness

Der Squid is my best friend
Der Squid is so silly.
DER SQUID! blub blub

by Der Bobby December 14, 2010

Squid Pro Squo

The act of offering oral sex in exchange for squid ward memes

Sarah offered Jim a squid pro Squo because she ran out of good squid ward memes, Sarah has no shame.

by Kars the immortal December 10, 2019

Squid Game

an event for people who in debt who play six life risking children games over the course of six days,the one who wins all the games receives a cash prize of 45.6B Won

I'm stuck in the squid game

by anonymous March 27, 2025

Fishing the squid

(Phrase)
1. the act of being extremely obnoxious particularly in an effort to waste one's time and resources.

2. Hoarding a shared resource without active concern to others use of it.

Why is it taking so long for him to get our food? Is he fishing the squid back there?

by R. Roll November 18, 2010