When you get hit by a car and take the driver behind the smoke shop to eat her ass instead of calling the cops.
Linda hit me at 7Eleven so I took her behind the smoke shop and gave her a back alley mopping while she yelled "Oh, Asia!"
by Cum Cracker February 16, 2023


by 1oddbird55$$ June 30, 2024

Girl, she mopped it tf up last night!! The club went crazy
I need a night to just mop it up with my bestie Brian
I need a night to just mop it up with my bestie Brian
by kittytrilogies December 14, 2023

A person who's sole purpose in life is to be held upside down by their ankles and swept around like a broom so that their hair can soak up COPIOUS amounts of semen. Generally, Milk Mops also have erectile dysfunction and have yellow sandals on their feet.
"Hey man, did you hear that Ryan just became a Milk Mop?"
"OH NO I hope he will be okay, I wouldn't wanna wear yellow sandals"
"OH NO I hope he will be okay, I wouldn't wanna wear yellow sandals"
by Upamonaco August 22, 2024
