Hot pocket

When someone is in the act of felching and inhales a fart straight from an asshole

Nick was felching Sal last night and caught a hot pocket. He held it in like a bong hit until he passed out.

by MP9 June 14, 2016

Hot-Pocket

When you put hotsauce in your foreskin and keep it in there till it hits the center of your urethra

gurt: yo i just did a hot-pocket

by M1graine August 19, 2025

The Washington Hot Pocket

The act of putting feces on a man's penis, then giving the man a blowjob with the feces on the penis for sexual pleasure.

Hey, I just gave a man the Washington Hot Pocket last night. It was good

by Random definition guy October 15, 2023

Hot Pocket

The act of having sex with a tomato sauce covered penis.

I gave my girl the old hot pocket last night.

by Bridgetroll July 25, 2018

Hot Pocket Feelings

Used to describe mixed feelings for someone where in you feel happy but sad thinking about them, similar to how a Hot Pocket is delicious but has unexpected icy or scalding insides.

Dude, I have Hot Pocket feelings for this girl, I'm happy but I feel awful thinking about her.

by Bonet Wholio May 24, 2016

Michigan hot pocket

When you cook a winter turd with your heated seats. But still have to keep it baking because you can't find public restrooms after midnight anymore.

It's going to be another Michigan hot pocket tonight this gas station is closed.

by The warlord Tomahawk Gorilla March 21, 2024

Hot pocket

Farting just before you get a lap dance, so as the dancer bounces more gas is pushed out for her to smell

Gave that dancer a hot pocket

by Terms from GuyGetaHigh July 10, 2022