by aguyinnc12 July 6, 2011
Get the Government dump mug.Your partner finally sees sense and ends the relationship with you. You then bitch about it on Twitter, summing up your feelings in 140 characters.
Twitter Dumped examples:
1. Got dumped.. cried last night, cried in the shower. cried on the bus. about to cry. pretty soon a should be dehydrated.
2. My boyfriend just broke up with me for a short fat ugly buckteeth mewn little bitch---as u may tell...im not happy!
1. Got dumped.. cried last night, cried in the shower. cried on the bus. about to cry. pretty soon a should be dehydrated.
2. My boyfriend just broke up with me for a short fat ugly buckteeth mewn little bitch---as u may tell...im not happy!
by TwitDumped March 4, 2010
Get the Twitter Dumped mug.A bowel movement with little or no consistency, that kind of looks like snot when you go to flush. Usually comes out with explosive force.
dude 1: Dude, I'm not going to work today....
dude 2: Why?
dude 1: I just took my 3rd snot dump of the morning.
dude 2: Yeah, fuck that, I wouldn't risk having to do that at work either.
dude 2: Why?
dude 1: I just took my 3rd snot dump of the morning.
dude 2: Yeah, fuck that, I wouldn't risk having to do that at work either.
by David from Cumming December 20, 2010
Get the snot dump mug.by NOGGIL_AHS March 16, 2010
Get the Dip Dump mug.A dirty, usually overweight, old person who habitually rummages through other people's garbage in search of "useful" items.
Hey look at that dump gull outside, that's the third time he's been through the your trash this week!
by Randy Fitzpatrick May 26, 2010
Get the Dump Gull mug.A time after a Quarter-Past-Dump, but before 15-Till-Dump. As the term suggests, this is a grand era, when the heir to the porcelain throne "rains" supreme, releasing good fortune and wealth into the toilet bowl, to the likes of ashes in the wind.
Many great memes can be discovered at this time. It is not uncommon for the person to die nobly during this time, passing down the throne to another heir and their new "rain".
Tara: "Did you hear about Shay's passing?"
Amanda: "Yeah, both of them actually. Her funeral is next Thursday because of her bathroom visit at Dump-Thirty."
Many great memes can be discovered at this time. It is not uncommon for the person to die nobly during this time, passing down the throne to another heir and their new "rain".
Tara: "Did you hear about Shay's passing?"
Amanda: "Yeah, both of them actually. Her funeral is next Thursday because of her bathroom visit at Dump-Thirty."
Tara: "Did you hear about Shay's passing?"
Amanda: "Yeah, both of them actually. Her funeral is next Thursday because of her bathroom visit at Dump-Thirty."
Amanda: "Yeah, both of them actually. Her funeral is next Thursday because of her bathroom visit at Dump-Thirty."
by 50K All Day April 5, 2018
Get the Dump-Thirty mug.When you’re taking a poop and the goal is to poop before passing out whether it’s by being choked or vagaling down.
Mitch asked Colton “did you do any erotic dumping yesterday?” Colton replied “yes, my wife Allie literally choked the shit out of me.”
by Lazer October 2, 2020
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