A whiny little bitch who kills people because he is sad. He is the worst superhero ever he’s not even super he is just a loser. Who cares if you are rich that doesn’t mean you are a hero.
by Mr.FancyMarshmallow July 15, 2023
Get the Batmanmug. He can knock you unconscious, he can beat you up, he can cream you in an IQ Test, and he can break you, but he WON'T kill you.
Also, beware Batman. By the time you see him, it will be too late.
Also, beware Batman. By the time you see him, it will be too late.
Armed thug N1: I heard the Batman is coming. Everybody, get ready.
Armed thug N2: Bro, fuck Batman. I have a gun, and he's just some freak in a costume. Really, he's nothin.
*a random thug yells*
Armed thug N1: Holy shit, what was that-AHHH!!!
-30 seconds later-
Armed thug N2: OH MY GOD, I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT YOU!! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.
*Batman right behind him*
Batman: I assume you thought yourself invincible, just because you have a gun. But, I Am The Night.
Armed thug N2: *turns around* OHMIGO- *unconscious*
Armed thug N2: Bro, fuck Batman. I have a gun, and he's just some freak in a costume. Really, he's nothin.
*a random thug yells*
Armed thug N1: Holy shit, what was that-AHHH!!!
-30 seconds later-
Armed thug N2: OH MY GOD, I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT YOU!! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.
*Batman right behind him*
Batman: I assume you thought yourself invincible, just because you have a gun. But, I Am The Night.
Armed thug N2: *turns around* OHMIGO- *unconscious*
by TheManThatWillBreakYou November 17, 2013
Get the Batmanmug. by Da_watchin_penn.jpg June 7, 2021
Get the Batmanmug. 
To find out about a person and what he/she has been up to without them knowing using friends, family, social media and random conversations with them to seek out discrepancies in their stories.
person 1 (batman): "Hey, how are you?"
person 2: "I'm good, I'm good, you?"
person 1: "Good thanks...I tried calling you last night, where were you?"
person 2: "Oh..umm...I was sleeping all day, I woke up ate and went back to sleep!"
person 1 (thought bubble): "Time to do some batmaning!! hehe"
person 2: "I'm good, I'm good, you?"
person 1: "Good thanks...I tried calling you last night, where were you?"
person 2: "Oh..umm...I was sleeping all day, I woke up ate and went back to sleep!"
person 1 (thought bubble): "Time to do some batmaning!! hehe"
by The Real Batman_1972 July 9, 2015
Get the Batmaningmug. Guy- This guy in a batsuit thinks he can start a fight in your club, he's got these kids on pills thinking he's a hero.
Club owner- Get rid of him, he's bad for business, this batman guy.
Club owner- Get rid of him, he's bad for business, this batman guy.
by Solid Mantis March 11, 2020
Get the Batmanmug. When you are fucking a GILF from behind and the old woman skin on her arm starts to sag until it looks like batman's cape!
To successfully do this one should put up a lap behind oneself so you get a shadow that appears to be the bat signal on the wall.
To successfully do this one should put up a lap behind oneself so you get a shadow that appears to be the bat signal on the wall.
by Scoota B. December 9, 2008
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