A sex story between Jesus and his followers made by a sinning fuck face. and who also wants to piss of his/her parents because they are christian.
by Blue_Amore June 8, 2018
Get the 50 shades of jesusmug. "Hey do you want to go with me to my friend Cassie's house?"
"Heck naw, I got 50 pounds of beef with that broad."
"Heck naw, I got 50 pounds of beef with that broad."
by Brewtown July 18, 2017
Get the 50 pounds of beefmug. When you’re pulling into a Marshall’s store and you have to shit so bad you do the 50 yard dash to the bathroom, nearly shitting yourself while shoving others out of the way.
My dad pulled a Marshall’s 50 Yarder today. He nearly shat himself as he shoved that old lady who was blocking the bathroom.
by BleedingRed August 19, 2023
Get the Marshall’s 50 Yardermug. The 50 Percent Rule was first invented in spring 2016 by Swiss citizen K.E.
As opposed to state laws with a limited scope, it is described a universal moral in modern human behaviour.
It regulates the number of seats taken by a single guest in a restaurant, bar, café, eatery or diner.
You and your company may claim all the seats of a specific seating area (i.e. table or sofa space) if you make up for at least 50% of the total number of seats without the need to grant fellow guests access to the remaining seats.
As opposed to state laws with a limited scope, it is described a universal moral in modern human behaviour.
It regulates the number of seats taken by a single guest in a restaurant, bar, café, eatery or diner.
You and your company may claim all the seats of a specific seating area (i.e. table or sofa space) if you make up for at least 50% of the total number of seats without the need to grant fellow guests access to the remaining seats.
A: "Hey man, can I take that seat?"
B: "No, sorry!"
A: "Why, is there anyone joining you? Or do you just need 4 seats for yourself?"
B: "There's nobody joining me. And now let me do my work!"
A: "Well, sir! Haven't you heard of the 50 Percent Rule!?"
B: "No, sorry!"
A: "Why, is there anyone joining you? Or do you just need 4 seats for yourself?"
B: "There's nobody joining me. And now let me do my work!"
A: "Well, sir! Haven't you heard of the 50 Percent Rule!?"
by crevek1900x May 25, 2016
Get the The 50 Percent Rulemug. the .50 BMG is really just an enlarged 30-06. BMG stands for Browning Machine Gun. It was used by a canadian corperal by the name of John Furlong in afganistan to obtain the longest confirmed sniper kill... he used a 750 grain Hornady A-MAX bullet and a Mcmillan TAC-2 rifle. the overal length of the shell and bullet together are just under 6 inches long.
And dont worry about a terrorist getting ahold of one of these and shooting down one of your airplanes, the M2 was a BMG machinegun and spat out 50 rounds a second. it was disbanded because it wasnt effective enough.
And dont worry about a terrorist getting ahold of one of these and shooting down one of your airplanes, the M2 was a BMG machinegun and spat out 50 rounds a second. it was disbanded because it wasnt effective enough.
find good prices of .50 cal BMG rifles at www.edmarms.com/products/m96.htm
or
www.50bmgstore.com/
**hint: dont shoot this if youve never shot a 30-06 or .270 before
or
www.50bmgstore.com/
**hint: dont shoot this if youve never shot a 30-06 or .270 before
by BLUEMYSTER August 25, 2009
Get the .50 cal BMGmug. The best competitive swimming stroke that exists. In 50 Meter Butterfly a swimmer swims the butterfly stroke for 50 meters (One lap/Two lengths short course, or One length long course).
Swimmer 1: Guess what!? Coach says i get to swim 50 Meter Butterfly at the next meet!
Swimmer 2: Whoa awesome! You're so lucky! I have to swim the 500! yuck!
Swimmer 2: Whoa awesome! You're so lucky! I have to swim the 500! yuck!
by dontyouwishyoucouldswimlikeme February 4, 2010
Get the 50 Meter Butterflymug. by SwagLowMuffins April 22, 2014
Get the 50 inch niggamug.