paper gifts

"Paper gifts" are gifts of money (check or cash) or gift cards. Paper gifts are appropriate when the gift receiver does not want an actual present or particular item.

Paper gifts are common for weddings where the bride and groom do not have a lot of space in their new home for bulky gifts.

by BlackCat2014 March 3, 2014

Paper II

Paper II is the best character in all of inanimate insanity. He is an A4 sheet of loose-leaf paper who is clearly gay.

Person 1: Hey, who's your favorite inanimate insanity character?
Person 2: Oh, its Paper ii!

by Smelly Juice the Juice April 7, 2023

Chip Paper

Something a dumbass bus driver calls a bag of chips

ay yop niglet pick up yo chip paper ya heard

by I suck ducks October 24, 2019

Chin Paper

Toilet paper used to 'mop up', after sexual activities of facial nature.

Here's Chin Paper for when we've finished.

by Popdis March 12, 2011

Paper hickey

To write on someones neck, leg, or arm, in permanent maker or pen something that gives you ownership or some kind of partake with them. an example would be to write
FUCK BUDDIEZ 4 LYFE!!
on someones stomach

Boy: yo you know your sister just gave me a paper hickey?
Guy: NO WAY DUDE IM GONNA BLOW UP ON HER!!
Boy: dude relax all she wrote was "Brittneys little manslut"
Guy: woow so have you ever smashed my sister?
Boy:HELL YEAH
Guy:DUDE

by Heyhey24 October 26, 2010

Coochie paper

The left over remains of toilet paper or baby wipes in a Vagina

“Hey babe you got coochie paper might want to clean it”

by monkeyCmonkeyO March 4, 2021

toilet paper

That one item that was abused shortly after the first wave of Covid

Person: I'm out of toilet paper! How will I wipe my ass?!
Person 2: Good luck, all of the supermarkets are closed due to the pandemic.

by SuperNateParty July 3, 2021