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Gawd's awful towers

Gawd's awful towers is a term that refers to unwashed men testicles. The term can also be used by a female after getting HIV, in an attempt to shame the spreader. The Origin of this term comes from a german male called Gawd Sheigeschiht, whose testicles stinked so much, that one of the strippers he hired made a book in the year 1969, titled "Gawd's awful towers". The book talks satirically about Gawd and his smelly testicles. The term is not very popular though, since there are only a few copies of the book left. The author of the book later died from HIV.
Person 1 (F) : Ewwwww, your balls stink like a dumpster. They are Gawd's awful towers level.

Person 2 (M) : WTF that's so mean.
by EpicGamer2627 April 14, 2021
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Tower of Extreme hell

An sc tower in ring 7 which doesnt have a portal room?????

Is it an sc or not???
by gitilivy February 25, 2023
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Twin Tower Power

A very sacred ritual, performed by Arabian suicide bombers that has been around since September 11th 2001. This is when you are accidentally boning a baddie whiles she screams to Allah in the back of a Benz. When your cock accidentally slips out of the pussy, causing it to curve into the Portuguese chocolate crack of the ass, also known as the two towers. Simultaneously, she screams Allah Akbar to indicate that the ritual has been completed. Also I hate niggas.
"Yo this bitch was screaming Allah Akbar when I gave her the Twin Tower Power last night, my NIGGA."
"Mrs. Bowen is looking at me like she wants me to give her some Twin Tower Power ,my NIGGA!"
"Mark Gallagher said 'good girl,' wanting to insert some Twin Tower Power onto some underage females, my NIGGA!"
"Bubby's big delicious Longaniza rested on my skin. Bless Allah I am about to receive some Twin Tower Power, from an actual NIGGA. Oh I almost forgot, my NIGGA!"
"Oscar Rodriguez performed a Twin Tower Power while singing the Friday song. Ummm, he was fucking an underage 7th grader. Also, my NIGGA!"
by Cumlicker9000 February 12, 2023
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Tim Teton Tower

Tim Teton Tower is a group revolving around the nipples of the one and only! Tim. The people in this group chat all have difficulties when it comes to acting like a normal person.
Let’s talk on Tim Teton Tower!
by HamzaTTT November 3, 2023
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Tilt my towers

Tilt my towers is a term horny 12 year old use
I asked Jessie to tilt my towers in year 5 after I got a boner from watching fortnite porn
by Little Fortnite Kid January 22, 2021
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Eiffel tower move

the eiffel tower move is basically when a dude named aiden grabs an apple and repeatedly throws it and hits his teeth with the apple, leaving many marks
“NO DONT GIVE HIM AN APPLE HES GONNA DO THE EIFFEL TOWER MOVE
by doinkass October 12, 2022
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Princess in a Tower Syndrome

A person being overprotected and blocked from learning the ways of the world because of parental interference.
That girl is sheltered, she has princess in a tower syndrome.
by Lalladragon February 12, 2020
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