Your friend's children who are so well behaved and perfect, it lulls you into thinking parenthood is easy and into having one of your own-- which will inevitably be very, very misbehaved.
by photojenna June 30, 2008
Get the bait-and-switch babymug. a 5 man switch is a term usually used in prison when a new inmate is added... when they take thier first shower 1 man grabs his left arm 1 grabs his right the 3rd guy grabs a leg and same with the 4th and the fifth gives him anal and they all switch after a period of time until everyone has had a turn.
by T McBaggins February 18, 2010
Get the 5 man switchmug. DUDE 1: Did you bang Martha?
DUDE 2: Yeah but she told her friend Janet, who I also nailed last week, and now they both won't talk to me.
DUDE 1: AHH!! Ya got sniped trying to pull of the ol' Suicide Switch.
DUDE 2: Yeah but she told her friend Janet, who I also nailed last week, and now they both won't talk to me.
DUDE 1: AHH!! Ya got sniped trying to pull of the ol' Suicide Switch.
by Brody Winters April 23, 2008
Get the Suicide Switchmug. by Bebraveyoungchild January 14, 2019
Get the Switch boymug. by Anonymous January 10, 2003
Get the Bitch switchmug. by Cooonhunbttee March 28, 2019
Get the SWITCHED upmug. Wow, Tri is like a Light switch down there.
DAAAAAAAAAAMN GIRL, his dick was so little it looked like a light switch.
The Right switch may be rittle, but you riked it a rot.
DAAAAAAAAAAMN GIRL, his dick was so little it looked like a light switch.
The Right switch may be rittle, but you riked it a rot.
by rittle redhead October 18, 2008
Get the light switchmug.