The Sun Seal

Li's no sun<> the sun seal

the sun seal....

by MineOwedWu's June 13, 2021

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Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.

“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”

by TableFerret May 2, 2025

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madre seal

the mother of a seal pup, usually rude and aggressive, occasionally nice when she isn't around an over sized mutt

why are you being such a madre seal??

by clclclclcl July 13, 2015

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drowned by a seal

Letting life's struggles, uncertainties, or arch nemesis (seal) get the best of you. Losing the challenges life throws at you and ultimately drowning (suicide) in deep waters like a seal does to its prey.

SketchyBall 1: Hey what's up? Did you, uh, take care of Timmy?
SketchyBall 2: Wym?
SketchyBall 1: You know, cut the head off the snake?
SketchBall 2: No need, the easy ones always get drowned by a seal.

by Mr.AttackIsBack April 27, 2024

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Break the seal

To urinate often after peeing one time partying.

Your boy Lev just had to break the seal. You know he's the first person I ever heard say that

by Dhale78 February 24, 2023

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Gravy Seal

A person who only works on the big jobs. They ONLY work on high budget jobs so they can negate responsibilities. The individual has no drive and no passion for what they do. They are comparable to a drone just going through the motions of life.

Man! Tyler has been on this job from the very beginning. He will probably stick it out to the end. He's just an absolute gravy seal! Look at him barely go!!!

by Narcissist Francis June 11, 2024

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