In order to perform the OJ Simpson you must first purchase some extra small gloves. Then you need kill your girlfriend. After that once your in court you must fuck every one of your dead girlfriends family members.
Guy: Yo I just OJ Simpsoned the fuck out of my girlfriend. You know the OJ Simpson
His friend: No way that’s so cool.
His friend: No way that’s so cool.
by IEatCat420 March 8, 2019

All adages should be read and thought as if they start with "Generally, ", this includes Simpson's adage.
Person A: "Many hands make light work." / "Things are not always what they seem" / "It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law."
Person B: "Yeah but you should consider Simpson's adage."
Person B: "Yeah but you should consider Simpson's adage."
by odddozen June 21, 2021

Who hired the homer Simpson?
by Kidinthycorner January 15, 2022

Hey man, have fun tonight, but make sure you don't get Simpsoned. I don't have time to bail you out tomorrow.
by The Simpsonator 3000 November 4, 2011

When a show should’ve already ended but the Company thats airing it decides to keep milking it by producing more seasons and merchandise for money even though it‘s already dead and has lost all of it‘s original character and humor.
Guy 1: Dude FOX announced the 23th season of Family Guy.
Guy 2: Man that shit isn’t even funny anymore, must be The Simpsons Effect because some people can’t let go.
Guy 2: Man that shit isn’t even funny anymore, must be The Simpsons Effect because some people can’t let go.
by Kampf_Helikopter June 1, 2024

a very bad show i am talking VERY TERRIBLE show if you ever watch the simpsons then you are promised to get aids percent to get aids Family Guy is way better than just some yellow people with a diabetic father The Simpsons
may have a better rating then family guy but Rotten Tomatoes do not know how better family guy is.
may have a better rating then family guy but Rotten Tomatoes do not know how better family guy is.
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by morimaxamus June 20, 2019

Conrad has a massive nose he is also 6 foot nine and the type of boy known so shout “harreh my heads stuck open the sun roof “
Conrad Simpson - “ Have you seen that Conrad kids nose it’s fucking huge “
“Yeah it nearly poked me in the eye in PE “
“Yeah it nearly poked me in the eye in PE “
by Sammy Boyd October 5, 2020
