Stump

Short dick that looks like a shrunken worm

The stump is so small

by GrufferTheDumbass April 21, 2020

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sumps

A person simping for Shrek. The only acceptable form of simping.

Definition: Person simping for Shrek. Says “welcome to my swamp” at least twice a week.

Person 1: Watcha got there?
Person 2: I made a real life swamp for Shrek, so that when he comes back to life, he will have a place to stay with me.

Person 1: Bro, you’re, like, one of the biggest sumps I know.

Person 2: I know. Welcome to my swamp.

by Vasen August 17, 2020

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stump

A chick with such a bangin body that you couldn't care less what she looks like.

As in, "she could even just have a stump up there and I wouldn't care".

by unleadedblues September 8, 2020

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stump breaker

You take your girl out on a picnic after you eat. You hand her a chain saw have her cut the tree down then you bend her over that stump and pound that pussy.

Chance did a stump breaker on Sunday with that new girl Marysa.

by Wilbur P. Bennett September 14, 2020

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