Baby seal

Term of endearment for someone who hates clubbing

"You and me going out clubbing tonight! How's that sound?"

"Excruciatingly painful."

"God, you're such a baby seal."

by reasonable_idiots December 19, 2025

Golden Seal

In various state prison system, this refers to the discharge certificate issued to an inmate when they have served their complete sentence, including any parole or probation. The certificate bears a gold-foil seal.

I received my golden seal back in 2022, so I have no time left on that sentence.

by GXGB December 24, 2025

Seal

Promethazine/codeine is a prescription combination medication used for the short-term relief of cough and upper respiratory symptoms caused by allergies or the common cold.

Finna go buy a seal from the plug

by 1of1 ask somebody January 2, 2026

Black Seal

The type of seal between a BBC and the cheeks of a red robin

That black seal was clapping them cheeks so hard when it pulled out it sounded like a freshly opened can of dill pickles being opened.

by Poppacherrry June 19, 2023

Break the seal

To urinate often after peeing one time partying.

Your boy Lev just had to break the seal. You know he's the first person I ever heard say that

by Dhale78 February 24, 2023

Gravy Seal

A person who only works on the big jobs. They ONLY work on high budget jobs so they can negate responsibilities. The individual has no drive and no passion for what they do. They are comparable to a drone just going through the motions of life.

Man! Tyler has been on this job from the very beginning. He will probably stick it out to the end. He's just an absolute gravy seal! Look at him barely go!!!

by Narcissist Francis June 11, 2024

Annoyed Seal

A seal that is annoyed, brainrot, and lives in illinois. He a little bitch

The annoyed seal is a bitch

by ConMine47 August 10, 2024