Sgt Seals

A Poseidon SCP breach high-ranked User on Gmod that is sometimes a dick for some reason.

Sgt seals Has a very small penis

by Chubba Fett April 23, 2018

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Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.

“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”

by TableFerret May 2, 2025

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drowned by a seal

Letting life's struggles, uncertainties, or arch nemesis (seal) get the best of you. Losing the challenges life throws at you and ultimately drowning (suicide) in deep waters like a seal does to its prey.

SketchyBall 1: Hey what's up? Did you, uh, take care of Timmy?
SketchyBall 2: Wym?
SketchyBall 1: You know, cut the head off the snake?
SketchBall 2: No need, the easy ones always get drowned by a seal.

by Mr.AttackIsBack April 27, 2024

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The Hermatic Seal

Li Sket I'm her head the Hermatic seal

The hermatic seal, Li's slut I'm her head.

by MineOwedWu's August 11, 2021

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Seals

Seals: A non-common name usually used a surname.Its uniqueness attracts many and the owners of such names have many suites."Seals"are normally compared to the known sea mammals.Some Seals are not swimmers but great comedians

You should get a Seals in your life😁😁

by I'm Jayda Seals April 22, 2018

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