peel the pumpkin 

the act of taking clothes off

“hopefully my girl will peel the pumpkin tonight”
“i cant facetime right now, i just peeled the pumpkin” “okay i’m gonna peel the pumpkin and then hop in the shower”

peel the pumpkin by spoookyjess June 20, 2022

Blumpkin Pumpkin 

The act of receiving fellatio while defecating in a toliet or similar device while a hollowed out pumpkin is place around the penis.

I just got a fat steamy blumpkin pumpkin over there in that in the portable toilet. Damn it was hot. I got shitty gizz sweat running down my ass now, Im gonna clean up and maybe return after the chile surprise during the hottest part of the day.

Blumpkin Pumpkin by Mike Blumpkin July 30, 2008

musty pumpkin

Defines overly sunned or over done spray on tan applied to a lady's unwashed meat wafer, whereby said part of the anatomy appears to taken on a Ponceau 4r taint and stinks of a hot day near Grimsby fish market at closing time.

Barry, I met up with this lovely lass for a warm ale and a basket meal at The Rusty Bullet Hole public house in town last night. Unfortunately she'd been down to the beach earlier that day and when we got back to her place, her quim resembled a Musty Pumpkin.

musty pumpkin by Jeff_SuperDuper September 12, 2013

Steamed Pumpkin 

After a good long session in either a sauna room or a hot tub, your scrotum skin becomes saggy and loose, thus causing your balls to sag lower. You are to immediately walk over to your wife/girlfriend and slap your bag on her forehead and say "Steamed Pumpkin" when doing the nasty deed to her.

I just gave my girlfriend a steamed pumpkin!!!!

Steamed Pumpkin by Rude Donny October 24, 2005

The Double Pumpkin 

An act in straight/gay intercourse in which two large men alternately pound the rectum of a small-framed woman/man, usually leaving the receiver with a red, swollen sphincter. The enlarged asshole resembles a gourd, giving it the apt title of a "pumpkin."

In this rare case, the damage is doubled, hence the name.

Julie approaches Barbara with a limp, nursing her ravaged body.

Julie: Last night Steve and Craig came over and jammed my bum tenfold.

Barbara: Ah, got The Double Pumpkin, eh?

Julie: Total double pumpkin action.

The Double Pumpkin by Vance Covelton November 7, 2009

tart your pumpkin 

putting a desert on your butt before tossing your salad.

I [tart your pumpkin} before tossing your salad.

tart your pumpkin by dd147 November 28, 2011

turn into a pumpkin

To have one's ride suddenly become unavailable, generally because it is "too late" according to parents, local laws, or public transit authorities. Generally used in the future tense, to describe the time later in the night at which point an individual will be depending on someone else for transportation.

Contrary to what one might expect, the person themselves turns into a pumpkin, rather than the ride itself.

-Can we see the 9:15 showing instead of the 11? I just got my license, so I turn into a pumpkin at midnight.

-I'm turning into a pumpkin at 2 AM because the stupid subway shuts down, but if someone brings a car, I'm in.

turn into a pumpkin by hjfreyerdos October 19, 2010