Panic!

Usually something you’d do at the disco.

Girl 1: “Ew? Did you bring us to a ZOO? for our second date? I’m gunna Panic! I wouldn’t be caught dead in this place.”
Boy 1: “Well then leave, and close the goddamn door.”
Girl 1: “You must be mad as hatter, WERE OUTSIDE THERES NO DOOR!”
Boy 1: “Well Lyings The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off.”
Girl 1: “What.”

by panicmeethepress September 26, 2022

Gay Panic

When someone who thought they were straight feels attraction to someone of their own gender.

"He glanced at this boy walking past us and completely lost focus. I think he was having a gay panic."

by Shibadeeboo April 26, 2022

wook panic

That moment when dad shows up and the lines are still all out, the k is still on the table, and your girlfriend is fishing out.

We saw the fireball and everyone came out in a wook panic.

by Aeschel November 30, 2019

Thinky Thinky Panic

Whenever you have Amnesia so bad you don’t remember what amnesia is called.

Bobby: You know what that memory-loss thing?
What's it called… Ambrosia?
Amnesty? Thinky Thinky Panic?

by Nomemesky October 27, 2023

Hairy Panic

The feeling One gets when removing a new sexual partner's under garments for the first time to reveal an usually large amount of pubic hair.

I removed her knickers and a hairy panic immediately overwhelmed me!

by AJ Bucko September 8, 2016

Panic attack

Uh oh scary

Karen had a panic attack when she found out SHE was the manager

by Heyghouls November 3, 2019

Panic

Pvtwork Tvb

What’s so panic? Fucken pvtwork

by WhatTheBrim November 25, 2021