The act of overreacting so much to a minor situation that you have to masturbate to alleviate stress.
by Iamapie42 November 13, 2021
Get the panic fapmug. A feeling you get during a Fortnite solo match, when it's come down to the top 2 players: you, and your opponent. While searching for or fighting your opponent, your hands begin to shake, your heart starts to beat faster, and possibly breathe heavily. Usually, you shouldn't panic during a 1v1, but it gets to you easily. Once you get that feeling, the only way to stop the attack is to finish the game, either you fire your shots accurately, or you take the L like a man.
by SuperDiamond03 October 24, 2018
Get the 1v1 panic attackmug. When a self-proclaimed straight guy who is curious about trans women, crossdressers, or femboys actually ends up meeting one and freaks the fuck out when they don't live up exactly to his fantasy (which obviously makes him extremely gay), often causing him to lash out at them, maybe even violently.
Greg is so starved for pussy that he ended up downloading Grindr so he can meet some cute femboys. I feel bad for whoever has to deal with his inevitable straight panic.
by Viscount Bean October 8, 2023
Get the Straight panicmug. When a Bisexual individual sees several people of different genders and finds both attractive.
Or;
Finding someone attractive that’s non-binary or, whose gender is unknown and not assumable, making one confused about how one’s attraction should be towards said person.
Or;
Finding someone attractive that’s non-binary or, whose gender is unknown and not assumable, making one confused about how one’s attraction should be towards said person.
Bisexual: ”Smash right?
Friend: ”Is that a guy or a girl?”
Bisexual: ”No idea, but they’re giving me some bisexual panic”
Friend: ”Is that a guy or a girl?”
Bisexual: ”No idea, but they’re giving me some bisexual panic”
by Bismuth83 February 19, 2025
Get the Bisexual Panicmug. When you're doing research for a paper and you read a piece of theory, and in so doing, discover you need to read like 30 other theorists. That feeling.
by Zachschway June 9, 2018
Get the Chicago Style Panicmug. Pocket panic is the phenomenon of losing track of the whereabouts of some important item you carry on your person. Wallets, cash, identification, keys and cell phones are the items most likely to be misplaced and trigger an episode fo pocket panic.
After I got to my seat on the airplane, I had pocket panic because I couldn't find my keys, but my wife found them under my seat. They'd fallen out of my hip pocket.
by loobeydoobey February 8, 2010
Get the Pocket Panicmug. 