Optimus prime(Johnnyflashes)

Leader of the autobots and the last prime in most continuity’s but in this continuity, optimus is a heartbroken, depressed, spoiled brat who slowly lost the spot light and emotionally died. But this time didn’t come back.

Megatron whispered to starscream: I wish optimus prime(Johnnyflashes) would get his life together

by Nemesis prime December 10, 2020

New prime minister of Canada

Ronk Sing

"O hey the new prime minister of canada very cool"
"Ikr"

by dasasasasdas December 09, 2020

Amazon prime reels

Apparently this is a fucking thing now????? I was using my mom's phone the other day and I discovered you can now doomscroll for hours on amazon motherfucking prime. And it shows you videos of random products it thinks you should buy. Society is fucked istg

Psychopath: "Are you seriously scrolling tiktok right now? Amazon Prime reels is where it's at"
Normal person: "Kill yourself"

by VincentVanDiesel March 15, 2024

Slootimus Prime

When someone is being a bitch or annoying in some way OR is acting like a Colossal FUCK.

Fuck you! you Slootimus Prime!
(Look at this Slootimus Prime!)

by Yungpigeon88 October 04, 2020

Priming

The phase going from a soft dick to a hard dick with your hand or with your partner.

He was priming me over my bulge as we were making out and then went down on me once he felt my dick was rock hard.

by Hillcrest Bear April 30, 2024

Priming

To Cum, Shit, and Piss in a Prime Hydration Bottle by Logan Paul And KSI.

Boys are we “priming” bato later if you know what i mean

by Connor Batogowksi February 12, 2023

Priming

The act of covering your Penis with paint. Then once fully submerged, apply paint thinner to the penis, proceed to edge until the paint is gone

My mom caught me priming when I was supposed to be painting

by Brainrot.com April 30, 2024