Steamy steak bake

To shit in a pastry and let somebody else eat it.

Oh great heavens Tom that was the best steamy steak bake I ever had.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

steak

Noun: An individual who, in all cases, MUST one up you. If you did good, he did better. If you did bad, he did WORSE.

Verb: The action version of the noun. (i.e. "steaking")

Noun-
Jonny: I did good on that test, man.
Steak: I DID BETTER!!
Jonny: okay, well anyways, my hockey practice was super tough last nigh-
Steak: MINE WAS HARDER!!
Verb-
"Jesus fuck dude, Tyler won't stop steaking. He's always gotta be SOOO much better."

by irondeath March 9, 2017

Flip steak sandwich

A uniquely delicious variation of the iconic Philly cheese steak sandwich.

Mmm mmm! Damn Yo, for real these flip steak sandwiches da bomb yo!

by Fukshit Mountain December 2, 2018

National buy your gf steak day

On October 8th, you have to take your gf out on a nice date and go get steak.

Gf: “hey do you know what day it is today?”
Bf: “october 8th?”
Gf: “exactly! National buy your gf steak day!”

by Pappppppiiiiii October 8, 2023

Steak housing

When your girlfriend has a yeast infection and gets you to ass fuck her, then eat the pussy and the ass. You get the yeast roll and the truffle butter on the side.

I went steak housing with your mom last night, best dinner I ever had!

by ProfitablePaul February 16, 2024

Steak

A really attractive girl that makes you forget about other girls.

"How are things with Lola?"
"Over. I realized she was a veggie burger and decided to find myself a steak!"

by blondegarlic December 15, 2016

STEAK A LA GRANGE

A steak that's been succulently beaten, and tastfully urinated on. Sprinkled with salt, this is considered to be a disgusting snack for sickos in the East coast of the Apple Country down yonder in the lands of yore. Congrats to all steak a la grand entrepreneurs, collect 200 dollars but do not pass go.

Wow... steak a la grange! I wonder who it was that drained their organ onto this slab of meat?

by Cheddar Cheese Hold The Stank April 4, 2024