happy nail

1. (n) a cheaply owned and operated nail salon.
2. (adj.) an ecstatic individual.
3. (n) an act of sexual intercourse that yielded pleasing results.

For definitions 2 and 3, increased repetition of the word happy or nail in succession of one another emphasizes their respective pleasantness. The repetition does not have to be in the correct order and either word can be omitted entirely as long as the amount of words in the phrase is equal to 2 or more.

Ex: Happy nail nail; happy happy happy; nail happy happy.

1. I got Sarah a gift card to the happy nail.
2. Jon was a happy nail after opening his birthday present.
3. That hot date last night ended in a happy happy nail.

by followtheleft December 25, 2022

Stanky Nabilliam

When a (typically straight) man or woman is having sex with a plus size (thicc) partner and uses their love handles (rolls) as true handles to provide a momentum advantage during intercourse.

The process of actually using love handles for their intended purpose.

Ashton: "Damn, she's thick!"

William: "I know! We hooked up last night and I was fucking her so hard, I had to do the Stanky Nabilliam to maintain my speed! She was really into it!"

Ashton: "what is the Stanky Nabilliam?"

William: "when you use those love handles as God intended!"

Ashton: "You are a legend, thicc girls are the best!!!"

by Ashton166 June 27, 2023

British door nail

When two people have intercourse against a British door.

As we left the pub, we caught Emily catching a British door nail.

by kate gangsta! May 20, 2010

National toe nail cutting day

On the 1st of every month we will all cut off all our toe nails. This is because cannabis can stay in your toe nails for up to 6 months and in order to lower the chances of a positive drug test we must cut them as short as possible.

Bro its National toe nail cutting day, we dont want them finding out we're hippies!!

by PunchThemNazis February 6, 2021

Hits the nail on the cherry

When the marijuana affects the smoker of it in such a way that it fulfills their high ideals.

This strain really hits the nail on the cherry.

by The Degenerate Rat May 4, 2021

Reverse Coke Nail

When a person has a noticeably shorter fingernail on one or both hands, particularly the pinkie nail, usually from nail-biting.

Jeff: “Did you see the reverse coke nail on that guy?”

Bob: “Yeah, must be a serial nail-biter.”

by Z. E. Sty July 13, 2021

stoned at the nail salon

A phrase used in the sentimental Lorde song of the same name to describe dreaming, ruminating, overthinking or confusion. A nail salon is a place where you sit quietly, often reflecting on your thoughts. In the song, Lorde asks herself whether she's thinking clearly or just high and confused. Really fucking deep.

Conversation In Your Head:
Thought 1: "Does Jack like me?"
Thought 2: "Maybe you're just stoned at the nail salon. You should learn to love yourself before you love anyone else."

by cryingraccoon July 26, 2021