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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
by biggestbafoonbingus69 June 4, 2023
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Murder

Murder is very ok with the law. All you have to do is not get caught. Also its sexier if you murder someone in bed👍
I'm going to murder you in bed.
Lets fuck so I can murder you.
by Bitch@stripper.club September 22, 2023
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Murdered in the face

Use this word when you have a concern for your safety
I don't want to be murdered in the face while visiting Tacoma Wa

Someone might murder me in the face, while I am in Seattle Wa
by jrwwoollff August 23, 2019
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Joel I'm gonna murder you vibe

When you text someone sarcastically and they want to kill you but with kindness
Joel I'm gonna murder you vibe ya feel me
by Yuh24jay February 12, 2018
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Unattempted Murder

A murder of a fellow human being that has not been attempted, as opposed to attempted murder which did happen.
"Your honor, if I may speak, that was not a threat that I made, but rather a murder that would not be attempted out of respect for the law. An unattempted murder if you will."
by Weweresupposedtogetmarried August 18, 2023
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MURDERATION

The act of wanting to murder someone coupled with the feelings of adoration.
Jill had deep feelings of Murderation for John
by anonymous February 6, 2022
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A Murder in The Ass

A massive headache or real pain in general. Something ultra annoying to deal with altogether.
I tried opening a new bank account yesterday at Wells Fargo. Wells Fargo is a murder in the ass. They constantly lock my account if I get my password wrong more than twice and I can’t fix it until I call or go into one of there branches.
by OrangeCandyBar April 26, 2022
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