Muddy Turkey

When a girl is getting eaten out and she shuts herself

Tonight my stomach had issues so while you gobble gobble you might het a muddy turkey

by Brainmaker June 20, 2025

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A muddy is a delusional hypocrite.

Stop being a muddy Jon!

Jon was being such a muddy yesterday

by kuzskippedtown July 21, 2020

Muddy Spliff

A muddy spliff is when you smoke 5 honey berry backwoods then take your leftover roaches and grind them in your grinder then roll it into a joint with a filter. Caution take small hits at a time. Inhale in the mouth then inhale into lungs with a loose throat, because it will be very harsh.

Effects:

-instant head rush that kicks you in the face

-dizziness (don’t stand up or do stand up idc)

-long lasting high but short head high

-makes an experienced smoker feel like a newbie again

“Aye bruh what the fuck was that?!”

“Itsa muddy spliff aha you feel that shit hit your face? ! “

“Damn. yeah!”

by MuddySpliff Inventor March 26, 2021

Muddy Sandusky

verb: butt fucking a younger boy in the shower

I got his clothes off and gave him a muddy sandusky.

by TL - Well November 10, 2011

Muddy Armadillo

Pulling out of an anal sex session while wearing a ribbed condom that results a in skid marks on your ding ding.

Bro I hope I don’t get a muddy armadillo like I got last night when I bent you over.

by Muddillo April 22, 2023

Muddy Mussolini

When you go to finger your friends asshole with your pinky but miss and start pinky punching his ballsack

Person 1: How did you deal with that bully?
Person 2: Had to give him a Muddy Mussolini.

by coldpolarbearip52 December 19, 2024

Muddy Puddles

A game in which one diarrheas in another’s belly button then lying on their back they attempt to bend over far enough to slurp it out.

Hey, Muddy Puddles!!

by pholter February 23, 2024