mop dealer

Mop dealer is a thug boss, a sir of crime who has a lotta money.

"Go back to ripping off mop dealers" -Joker

by Darkness of Shadows September 19, 2020

Mop Dick

Smearing the seamen around with the tip of a penis after it ejaculates.

He gave her that mop dick instead of a heavy cream pie.

by WMFK. August 28, 2023

Oral Mopping

Cleaning something with your tongue. Usually used in a sexual context. It is named this way due to the way the tongue moves being similar to how a mop moves when used for cleaning floors.

I decided that I would use oral mopping instead of cleaning the toilets normally.

by Shugunou February 16, 2023

Mop Blocked

similar to "cock blocked" except the person doing the blocking is female and resembles a Mop i.e. really thin, wooden personality, mop-like hair, wouldn't know fun if it hit her in her moppy face, you could pick her up turn her upside down and wash the floor with her head

Berry: come out to me in the boonies Wugs
Wugs: not going near you if the Mop is there
Berry: stupid ass Mop, always around me... wish she'd stop Mop Blockin' me
Wugs: I would so L-bomb you if she wasn't there, I do it to everyone
Berry: maybe its lucky I got Mop Blocked

by BerryWugs February 22, 2011

raw mops

Dutch for 'pickled herring' in a jar

"Do you have any raw mops?" said the customer in the Seafood Department

by radioman33 September 21, 2009

Dry mopping

The art of ejaculating on a mate and essentially “mopping” it up with your testicles

She was so kinky, so I finished her off by dry mopping her.

by Atheist.christian March 11, 2018

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by true_facts0 February 19, 2024