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Futon Method

When you have a partner in your back seat and fold down your backseats to make a bigger area for you and your partner
When I was with chloe we were in my back seat and i used the futon method
by Johnbooth July 19, 2024
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Spaghetti method

putting nut/period blood in someones Spaghetti to make them want you
Greta stated “ I got my man for life because I did the spaghetti method”
by Plugged January 21, 2025
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Lancashire Foam Method

When you jerk someone off or engage in penetration using shampoo as as a lubricant
“Yo, do you wanna try the Lancashire Foam method?”
by 67mustard July 21, 2025
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frightentific method

This is the method used by Frightentists to both acquire study funding and generating an output; regardless of input; which is in support of the stated purpose of the study in order to ensure continued funding.
Using the frightentific method we were able to apply "corrections" to data in order to achieve the desired apocalyptic prediction and at the same time secure funding for the next five years.
by Nutty Tech June 3, 2017
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Heinz 57 Method

1. The scientific way to get ketchup out of an old style Heinz bottle

2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.

Both involve the following two-handed process:

Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
Robert Kraft prefers handjobs and to no one's surprise, his Masseuse used the Heinz 57 Method, getting his sauce gushing out in seconds.
by b_ats February 22, 2019
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Grocery Store Method

when you see a bad bitch in the grocery store so you put her in your shopping cart and take her home without her consent
“Yo I just got this girl using the grocery store method”
by oregonleafblower69 October 23, 2025
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Dunkaroo Method

When you jump in the air and you friend grabs ur balls and dunks them into someone elses mouth
"Best stop talking before we get the dunkaroo method on ur ass"
by sickRatpoop August 25, 2025
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