Wii muscles

The parts of your body that end up hurting after an especially intense Wii session.

Random person #1: "Oww! My Arm hurts so much! Way too much bowling!"
Random person #2: "Gotta work on your Wii muscles"

by Bizzi January 7, 2009

Big Muscles get Cuddles

Basically, guys with muscles have a higher chance of getting cuddles from girls. Guys with a slimmer yet lean body type have a slimmer chance of getting cuddles

"You're hench😂."
"You know what they say, Big Muscles get Cuddles😊😂."

by MXST_Lingo February 18, 2022

I got muscles like Superman trainer

This is calling back to a song from chance the rapper’s 2019 debut album, The big day and particularly the song, hot shower.
These are the first main lyrics used by chance to convey to the listener. That he has muscles like Superman trainer. This means to the person who says this that he has muscles from the hero, Superman and also from a trainer, particularly an athletic one.

“Hey Jim”
“ I got muscles like Superman trainer”
“ oh you must be strong, me to”

by E000000000005 November 27, 2019

munclepunch

The sexual act of masturbating into your open hand which, when covered in spunk/juice, clench and use to fist your mother's brother (or anyone who likes it).

I didn't know my Uncle was such a deviant till he asked me to munclepunch him.

by Smileypaul May 15, 2008

Muscling

When your veins have collapsed from so much IV drug use so you have to inject the drug into your muscle.

His veins are so f'ed up that he's muscling his heroin

by IlIlIlIIIlIlllIl April 24, 2020

Flexing your facebook muscles

When somebody on facebook will start fights and act tougher than they really are just because they have the protection of the internet with them. They do this to make themselves feel better just like flexing their muscles.

Tough guy: Hey you bitch whore, these scenic pictures you took really fucking suck.
You: Why are you trying to start something? What are you trying to prove? Quit flexing your facebook muscles.
Tough guy: Hey I'm sorryz for being so mean. I owe you for life. I'm going to go wash my face in shame now.

by VulgarOverlord May 5, 2011

muncle

Your mother's brother.

I went to visit my muncle this weekend.

Instead of explaining your uncle as "my mother's brother", you can simply say, "my muncle."

by Jason Allen December 14, 2005