London Bridge

A double stacked Eiffel Tower. One group standing on the shoulders of the other.

My night was so wild it ended in a London bridge with some circus performers.

by Wasilla87 June 18, 2023

London

Sexiest man to ever live. He is christian like and is very good at sports and very smart.

Women- Dang I just talked to London he is so cute
Other women- I know

by Lndonhj February 4, 2020

London

London is a really nice person and mean but she can really get angry all the time

London is a nice person

by anonymous November 22, 2021

London Pound Cake

When your uptight khaki wearing neighbor cuts an access hole out of his crotch area in order to bang his wife.

This is also a perfect porn star or stripper name. “Now heading to the stage….please welcome London Pound Cake.” The crowd goes WILD!

Bruce came in abruptly from trimming the hedges wearing only his cut up khakis. He told his wife he was ready to London Pound Cake her right there on the kitchen floor.

by London Pound Cake August 2, 2022

London Girl

A London girl is an aspiring loser, typically from Kent (because people from Kent like to call themselves Londoners because there's a fast commuting train), with good looks who is capable of cadging money off rich, successful, much older Londoners.

Lucie is such a La la la London girl, she’s managed to go on holiday yet again to Greece again after cadging her airfare from a software consultant from London

by VapourTrail May 13, 2024

London Fog

A fart in a steamy shower creating a fog like cloud that mimics the rainy and rancid city of London.

I was having a good morning till I accidentally gave myself a London Fog in the shower. Now my breakfast is coming back up.

by fartenthusiast December 25, 2020

london

A person that fucked ur mum

Someone:my mum cant sit down
London:I wonder why

by anonymous November 19, 2020