a condition where someone (often a boy/ man) has some form of country background but it doesn’t manifest until triggered by either severe trauma or grief at the ages 16-50. Takes 4-12 months to fully run its cycle. Currently incurable. Defined by 4 stages:
Stage 1: Painful event happens to patient.. someone puts them on country music. Stage 1 consists of discovering country music and 1-5 artists they like.
Stage 2: 1-3 months of country music leads to a lifestyle change… different speech, accent, minor aesthetic changes. Drinking cold beer is not mandatory, but often accelerates progress. Some people stay here for years. others progress further.
Stage 3: If yet another event occurs, and country music or life yet again is used to recover, then they will fall deeper into the redneck lifestyle.. more severe lifestyle changes include buying a pickup truck, buying a diesel pickup, talking about pickup trucks, and buying their first pair of cowboy boots. Also includes raving about coors beer.
Stage 4: The person has made full transformation to a redneck, at least in some capacity. They will always love the life in the country, and the taste of coors beer on a friday night. Texas roadhouse is a first choice forever.
Stage 1: Painful event happens to patient.. someone puts them on country music. Stage 1 consists of discovering country music and 1-5 artists they like.
Stage 2: 1-3 months of country music leads to a lifestyle change… different speech, accent, minor aesthetic changes. Drinking cold beer is not mandatory, but often accelerates progress. Some people stay here for years. others progress further.
Stage 3: If yet another event occurs, and country music or life yet again is used to recover, then they will fall deeper into the redneck lifestyle.. more severe lifestyle changes include buying a pickup truck, buying a diesel pickup, talking about pickup trucks, and buying their first pair of cowboy boots. Also includes raving about coors beer.
Stage 4: The person has made full transformation to a redneck, at least in some capacity. They will always love the life in the country, and the taste of coors beer on a friday night. Texas roadhouse is a first choice forever.
Johnnys girlfriend broke up with him and now he likes zach bryan and says y’all a lot? Must be in stage 2 late onset redneck syndrome. .
by lefpudeler December 10, 2023
Get the late onset redneck syndromemug. by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 24, 2025
Get the .9.Aduna Lately Are All The Vista Trying To Miss The Misdemeanor.9.mug. Something people usually living in small towns do late at night since they have nothing else better to do. They go to their local McDonald's after midnight, harass the employees, loiter for hours, and make a ton of noise.
by IcyHot November 4, 2013
Get the Late Night McDonald'smug. by raquan fingletips March 15, 2025
Get the late on 94mug. Usually an assortment of shows hosted during late hours relative to times on the west coast. Usually hosted by possibly depressed lunatics that have either had a full days rest or is heavily lacking rest and is up late attempting to spout psuedo-philosiphy, exaggerated scientific facts, and forceful personal opinions praying someone will tune in eyes and ears to pay attention.
During this time, I like to turn on my device and view the latest Late Nights with... for unknown reasoning besides "they talk funny and I listen and smile"
by DinhKappa July 11, 2017
Get the Late Nights with...mug. by 670107 October 19, 2018
Get the Latemug. "I been in a ugly mood lately" Is a way of saying you're depressed and there isn't any way to fix it, or that you have been feeling depressed for a long time now. It can also be a way kf saying you're depresses but not making it seem like it's a big deal.
by ThatsFishy February 10, 2021
Get the I been in a ugly mood latelymug.