Top Lad Ewic

A moped-riding man with long ropes of nasal hair. Top Lad Ewic is also known for his skills in net, advanced linguistics, and his connoisseurship of fine crisps. Top Lad Ewic also has an eye for nice-haired young lads in blue jeans. A good friend to all, unless he's busy with his dad.

Would you mind if I hung a bell from your nose-ropes, Top Lad Ewic?

by Apartfromthat August 30, 2023

Salad lad

That's you leafu

Loud: hello salad lad
Leaf: hello leprechaun
Loud: ;-;

by Theweirdteen December 26, 2020

lad

Normally a teenager who thinks they are a sick cunt. They try and be cool by drinking alcohol and smoking but they just look like fucking idiots. You can find them all over the world, especially in Australia.

“Oi look over there, some lads. Watch out they might pull out a ‘ciggie’ and a ‘rona’. “

“ Don’t worry they can’t catch us after all those ‘cigies’, their lungs are black.”

by DurryMunch July 25, 2019

lad

A young Irish male whose mind is focused only on treating the opposite sex like meat. They have idiotic hairstyles and wear luminous coloured shorts.

"Here, will you meet my friend?" "Fuck no." "Cheek of him, what a lad."

by Nalleh August 9, 2017

Wet Lad

Gareth Scourf - derived from the adjective ''shlad'' or ''shit lad''.

A Wet Lad may be defined by;

Pretending your in clubs when actually your at home.

Never doing what you say you will.

Going for dates on the wrong day ''with a girl from home''.

Ditching your real mates for some pretend ''maths friends''.

''Getting henched'' then .....never getting henched.

by gareth scourf January 13, 2011

Belt of the fat lad

Jenny was in a very bad mood, and Seamus declared......"she could do with a belt of the fat lad.

She needs a good belt of the fat lad

by Von flufflepuff the turd May 28, 2022

Lad

In Australia a lad is far from the word “eshay” a lad is commonly referred to a lad because of fresh attire and the way they speak apon everyday people, a lad is a fella the would speak openly over and subject and doesn’t not feel like they belittle people if you see the lad mad do not talk to them because they maybe out to do bad intentions to a certain person.

“Hey lad come kick back and have some grog!”

by The lad the of the February 9, 2024